Friday, October 13, 2006

Answer your phone...

When your phone rings in the middle of the office answer it. Don’t stare at it grinning nodding your head in what you hope is shared amusement at what we can’t see. Flip it open, look slightly embarrassed by your ringtone of someone shouting “Answer the phone! Answer the phone!”. And if next time you don’t answer it quickly, I’m gonna shove it up your ass and continually ring it; watch your hopeless face as your insides muffle those dumb fucking words, with you having no hope of fulfilling this quest.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tolerance not one of your virtues?

matt lobster said...

I'm all mouth!

Anonymous said...

with a couple of pinchers!

Anonymous said...

with a couple of pinchers!

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